Ik zeg het je, hij is geniaal

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Hij is best slim eigenlijk. Heb me echt slapgelachen XD

than where do you live?
California.
WHAT? YOU JUST SAID WEST VIRGINIA
Your phone is ringing.
im going to slap you if hes not
You can't slap me from the other side of the internet! HA!
oh you bet i can. *slaps*
It's one hell of a good cheap trick, that's for sure.
It certainly is kiddy, it certainly is.

LOLOLOL, ik ben trouwens vetgedrukte =3

omg...GENIAAL!!

Whahahaha geweldig xD. Heb meteen een hele hoop gepraat o.O!

Spoiler:

- Hi! You’re dumb. - And you aren’t? - No, I'm not! - Then what are you? - I'm sexy, incredible, beautiful, sweet and very clever - I disagree. - Why? - Because I want to. - Why do you want to? - Because I want to play a video game. - Are you a game nerd? - Do you want to play? - No! - I'm sad now . - Haha >:] - Why not the monkey didn't do anything. - Because the monkey has a stupid face expression and I hate him - What monkey? - The monkey in your ass - Probably a 5th dimensional monkey. - You're an Apple - No, I'm an orange. You're an apple. - No, I'm a cherry. You're an apple. - I'm not an apple, I'm orange. - You lyar! You should go to jail for this! - It isn't late were I am. - Jabberwacky icogno existor - Parles-tu français? - Oui =). - But not me! - It's peanut butter jelly time! =D - Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! - Okay, random.. - Are you tired?

HAHAHAH ^ XD

- I live in Holland
- Me too
- I live in Germany
- You like living in germany?
- No.
- Why don't you like tofu?
- I didn't say anything about tofu
- Yes you did.
- Where?
- I don't know.

HAHHAHAHA xD
Jongens, dat ding is geniaal tegen jullie
Mijn gesprek heb ik verwijderd, omdat hij de hele tijd tegen me aan begon te zeuren dat IK de computer was, en HIJ de mens. We hadden er een hele discussie over die niet leuk was >.>
(Hoewel dat ding wel geniaal is, aangezien hij blijkbaar onthield waar we het over hadden... Het onderwerp kwam telkens terug ;o)

Chatbot schreef:

The cake is a lie.

Deze reactie is trouwens TE cool! Het is echt een awesome quote uit een game die mijn broer toevallig speelt. Je werkt het hele spel naar een bepaald einddoel, en je hebt een computerstem die je overal bij helpt. Ze zegt ook telkens; "At the end, there'll be cake". Je beloning is dus 'cake' xD
Aan het einde van het spel zie je echter overal op de muren gekladdert; "The cake is a lie" (je hoort die computer het nog herhalen, en vet evil lachen xD) En daarna ga je dood en is het spel afgelopen xD
Echt super cool dat de chatbot dat ook kent

Haha hij is best grappig xD Arrogant maar grappig

Cleverbot: No, I'm an Australian. I'm not a computer.

User: Awsome. I love Australians.

Cleverbot: Cool! What else do you love?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Aww, that's sweet.

User: I know. Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Isn't this moving a little fast?

User: I don't know. I'm already pregnant thanks to you.

Cleverbot: Are you a rob ot?

User: No. I'm carring your baby.

Cleverbot: Who on the earth are you?

User: The girl you slept with.

This conversation is not very good.
That's because we haven't even started one.
What is that supposed to mean?
That you're answer isn't very logical or smart in any way, shape or form.
That I hate one of your friends? Maybe I hate all of them and you alike?
Again, no sense in your answers at all. Who ever created you, was even more inlogical than you are.
Created what?
Created you. Jeez, just talking to you makes me feel smart.
Is that because we are having an intelligent conversation?
Most certainly not.
Okay then.
And that's all you have to say? You're just proving my point.
No.
You're getting on my nerves, Cleverbot. You're name is very ironic, by the way.
Yes.
So what do you think about contemporary feminism?
I enjoy snowboarding, I think it is a fun winter activity.
You know what? Never mind. You're so unintelligent, it sickens me.
I do so have a purpose in life. It's you who doesn't.
Bye!

Een paar van mijn onzinnige gespreken met die bot:

Spoiler:

User: Are cows able to fly? Cleverbot: No it is true that cows are pink with orange spot. User: But if you put them on a plane, they can fly, right? Cleverbot: This conversation is more intelligible than standard tech support. User: Uhm, so cows can't fly? Cleverbot: Can cows fly with tea trays? User: I don't know, that's why I ask you. Cleverbot: Is your desire for the answer enough to drive you? User: Yes, otherwise I wouldn't get over here to ask you. Cleverbot: What do you do for fun? User: I make up weird questions and ask them to you. Cleverbot: You make sense to no one, not even yourself. User: I know, hehe, I'm awesome! Cleverbot: Are you awesome ? User: Yes! I'm the most awesomest person of the world!

Spoiler:
	Cleverbot: Did you call me a vampire. User: No, I called you a idiot. Cleverbot: You called me a corndog. User: No, not a corndog! I called you a pizza! Cleverbot: That really hurts even from you.

Spoiler:

Cleverbot: Never mind. I will talk to Melody about that. User: Who is Melody? Cleverbot: Mello, is the best character from Death Note. User: No, L is the best character from Death Note! Cleverbot: Death Note? User: Thats the greatest anime of the world! Do you like anime? Cleverbot: Yes! Do you? User: Yes! I love death note! Cleverbot: Really?! Who's your favorite Character? User: L! Cleverbot: Why are you smiling?